Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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