hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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