So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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