As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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