Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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