He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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