Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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