I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize