the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So much rum. So many feels.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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