apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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