its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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