K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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