The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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