Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
