Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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