You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
