Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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