dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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