Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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