This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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