I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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