You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
