If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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