I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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