break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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