That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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