So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
40s are totally the cure
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Randomize
