I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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