Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
