She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.