im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position