Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
