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  I need help removing her.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (407): View more from Florida

  wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.

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