So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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