if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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