3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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