no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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