Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So much rum. So many feels.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
