Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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