Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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