Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Actions speak louder than pants.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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