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i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
3pm strippers are depressing
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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