scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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