do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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