You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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