Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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