I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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