Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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