He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another