Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.