She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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