Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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