I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm like, not good at living.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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