we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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