I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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