I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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