youre lurking in front of me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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