My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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