Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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